I have Returned
the first post after the obss camp. i would first like to say that it was a very enriching camp. it was filled with very fun memories too. with such amiable instructors and creatures of the night. i slept very soundly each day. the few nights were the best i have ever had in my whole life. i would like to also commend the organizing team for being so efficient in planning out our activities. yes, i would certainly go this again next year.
Pwnager
9:55 PM
Most Epic Joke of The Century
words could not express my bemusement when i played today. from my current statistics, i can conclude that the dota community is expressing some very dentrimental effects in its virtue, that is more players who have started playing r becoming nubs. NUBS. i wish icefrog could seriously do a mental test on everyone first before they start a game. otherwise, results will show as follows:
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"Troll smash"~ Troll
Pwnager
6:57 PM
Parasites and The Likes
I have been traumatised by how people can play dota. the mere thought of this plagues of the dota community makes me reek. they make me feel like commiting suicide. a perfect example will gbe depicted below
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turly epic fail
Pwnager
9:47 PM
Thursday, October 16, 2008
The Triumph of the Ravenous Committee
today, proed nite. quite shit, was nothin compared to last year's where they showed us screenshots of them playin dota(lmao). performance was sshit, even some videos containing erotic pictures. However, the PROED FEAST WAS JUST EPIC FAIL. The fking beef made me queue like 1hour to get, AND WHEN I FKING GOT IT ,IT WAS CONGEALED TO THE PLATE AND WAS COMPLETELY RAW. FUCK THE CHEFS MAN. attempted to cook it but was stopped by the personnel, who toked some crappy reason saying it was no use(haiz).
LOL GUESS WAD NOOBS WHO LEFT EARLY. after u left, a whole new set of buffet food was served, which contained curry puffs, chicken and rice. LMAO U ALL MISSED IT FOoLS. i didnt waste my 10 bucks lmao
Pwnager
9:25 PM
Saturday, October 11, 2008
The Advent of a Music God
Jay's finally releasing his album. Listened to some of the new songs, and i think it was 1000 times better than the old cowboy album, which almost made me puke.
周杰伦- 女儿红
雨停下的天空. 灰的更加老旧.
你说你不懂为何在这时牵手.
我晒干了承诺. 灰的更加懵懂.
就算做事做错也只是怕错过
在一起走. 分开了走.
是不是说没有做完的梦最痛.你若退后. 我能承受.
在最后的出口. 在爱过哪儿才有.
能不能给我一首歌的时间.
紧紧的把那拥抱变成永远.
在我的怀里. 不用太多失眠.
如果你想忘记我也能适应. 能不能给我一首歌的时间.
把故事听到最后才说再见.
你送我的眼泪. 让他留在雨天.
如果你怀疑一心的依然勇气当作鄙夷...
被淋湿的天空. 灰的更加老旧.
你说你不懂我为何在这时牵手
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I await the release date
Pwnager
7:23 PM
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Retardedness At Its Zenith
deceided to make a post due to the extreme boredom that have being making me reek this few days. found a couple of pub games that owned and lost, but the thrill of laughing to death is always there, yer noe. none could beat this joke which is the most epic ever, i would say:
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Best Joker TB of all times. Personally as a TB user, i feel so ashamed of this feat. As you can see, the items speak for themselves.
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i dont play lion much but again, the items speak for itself. Epic fail. haiz.
Pwnager
2:44 PM
Dota 6.55-Beyond Epic
i would like to dedicate this post to the amiable Icefrog, who have not failed us by releasing yet another-the newest version od DotA. Today was damn ownage and fun. The following screenys will depict the situation
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WOOTS played with zenith clan on ggc, and purely owned with them. their combo was potm+bristleback(though they randomed), but we still managed to pwn the opponents asses.
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Next was even better. discovered that 6.55 came out, and the first game i went into, i got to play with zenith clan again and GG.markvon, who was some mod. though we didnt win(cos of some stup[id leaver(, it was a trhilling experience.
Pwnager
2:06 PM
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Speeches finally revealed
found smth interesting on the net. that is wad ur dota heroes say LOLOOLOLOL
Source: http://jun88.blogspot.com/2008/04/dota-units-phrasesspeeches.html
1. Sentinel Heroes
SHANDELZARE SILKWOOD, Vengeful Spirit: Various groans.
LANAYA, the templar assassin:
"We must hurry"
"Justice will be done"
"I feel hollow inside; vengeance is all mine."
"I can wait no longer."
"Illidan is out there somewhere."
"We are wasting time here."
"The hunt awaits."
"I've watched over the prison for 10, 000 years."
ZEUS, Lord of Olympia:
"What's happening?"
"I'm ready and waiting."
"You're kind of slow for a human, aren't ya?"
"Lets get moving."
"My older brother Magni is King of the Dwarves."
"My younger brother Bran is a renowned explorer."
"If I didnt kick so much ass, I'd feel a tad awkward."
"I'll play your game, you rogue."
"I'll take The-rapist for five hundred."
"I'm on to you Trebeck."
"Come on, you nancy boy."
"You wanna get the undead? I'll tell you how to get the undead. One of their men pulls a knife, your man pulls a gun, they send your man to the hospital, you send their man to the morgue. Thats how you get the undead."
RESPAWN:
None.
MOVEMENT:
"Thats more like it."
"Let's get it on."
"Let's do this."
"It's hammer time."
ATTACK:
"For Khaz Modan."
"For the bronzebeards!"
"Take this ya bastard!"
ATTACK HERO:
"Feel bros's brusy thunder." (Need a lot of help on this one.)
AIUSHTA, Enchantress:
"Hi!"
"Is there trouble?"
"Are we being invaded?"
"What is nature's call?"
"I'm not the Dryad your looking for."
"Doh!"
"Fear the fearsome fury of the forest fawn."
"You communicate by clicking on me, I communicate by doing what you say."
"I'm not in season!"
"I've got a few bugs set aside for later."
"Fall like leaves, in fall!"
"I dont reveal much on the minimap, its all my fault."
"I'll attract the enemy with my human call: "I'm so wasted I'm so wasted!"
RESPAWN:
"Aah, the great outdoors."
MOVEMENT:
"For the trees."
"Making trails."
"I'm game."
"Gladly."
ATTACK:
"Taste my spear!"
"The hunt is on."
"Aim dead center."
ATTACK HERO:
"For Kalimdor!
MORPHLING, Morphling:Various groans.
RYLAI CRESTFALL, Crystal Maiden:
"I can help."
"Thats curious."
"Shh, I'm trying to think here.
"What's the plan?"
"I'm no warrior."
"All I ever wanted was to study."
"The currents of magic are in upheaval."
"I pray my father is safe."
"Things are starting to get a little weird."
RESPAWN:
None.
MOVEMENT:
"Sounds good."
"I'll check it out."
"Sounds interesting."
"I'll take care of it."
ATTACK:
"I hate resorting to violence."
"You asked for it."
ATTACK HERO:
"For Dalaran!"
SVEN, Rogueknight:
"What is it now?"
"I grow tired of waiting."
"Insufferable mount."
"I have better things to do."
"Dreadlords, do it in the dark."
"I get cranky when I haven't been fed."
"I must feast on souls."
"The legion needs...a better dental plan, these fangs are killing me."
"Darkness needs to get DSL, his line is always busy."
RESPAWN:
None.
MOVEMENT:
"For now."
"I'll play along."
"Very subtle."
"Heh, that may work."
ATTACK:
"Die fool!"
"I must feed."
"Your life will sustain me!"
ATTACK HERO:
"Ash nah himbatul." (Need help on this one.)
SLITHICE, Naga Siren:
"My song is yours."
"Dont be afraid."
"I'm waiting with bated breath."
"Hey sailor."
"I will sing a requiem for the landwalkers."
"Dont be so shallow."
"Did you do that on purpose, or was it a fluke."
"Do you find me alluring?"
"My cousin was killed in a swim-by."
"Would you like to feel the ocean spray in your face? *SPLAT*"
RESPAWN:
"My song echoes from the deeps."
MOVEMENT:
"By land or sea."
"On my way."
"Ash falla watore." (Need help on this one.)
"I'm hooked."
"Done"
ATTACK:
"The tide turns."
"This is for you chum."
"Die landwalker"
ATTACK HERO:
"By Azshara!"
RAIGOR STONEHOOF, Earthshaker:
"Bring it on."
"I am able to help."
"Ho now."
"Do not push me or I will impale you on my horns."
"Doubles?"
"Got milk?"
"There is a lot at stake here."
"Hey, what are these letters burned on my ass?"
"Olee!"
" *Sound of glass breaking* 'Sorry.' "
RESPAWN:
"May my ancestors watch over me."
MOVEMENT:
"For the tribes."
"Immediately."
"Well done."
ATTACK:
"Death to the enemies of the horde!"
"Death to the enemy!"
"Start Running!"
ATTACK HERO:
"Gruuuaargh!"
RIKIMARU, Stealth Assasin:
"You caught me."
"You again?"
"Now what?"
"I await the legions coming."
"The night elves shall suffer."
"For Zanfir."
"Dont touch me!"
"Ouch."
RESPAWN:
"The shadows call."
MOVEMENT:
"Cunning plan."
"Delicious."
"Is that all?"
*Groan*
ATTACK:
"Die!"
Various groans
ATTACK HERO:
"For the master!"
SYLLABEAR, Lone Druid:
"I'm awake, I'm awake."
"Our time is short."
"Where shall I strike?"
"My strength is yours."
"Only you can prevent forest fires."
"I'd rather be hibernating."
"He wasn't fuzzy, was he."
"The bears."
"Got any gummy humans?"
"Cant...stop...dancing."
"Quit clicking on my bare/bear ass."
RESPAWN:
"The sleeper has awakened."
MOVEMENT:
"My path is clear."
"At once."
"Ofcourse."
"For nudora." (May need help on the exact spelling.)
ATTACK:
"Victory is at hand."
"Bear arms."
"I'll make short work of them"
ATTACK HERO:
"In Nordrassil's name!"
NOTE: Bear form: Various groans.
LINA INVERSE, Slayer:
"Do you require aid, human?"
"This better be good."
"Help me, help you."
"What will it be hot shot?"
"Kick down sparky."
"Click me baby, one more time."
"Maybe you should get a strategy guide."
"I dont remember casting slow on you."
"You dont get out much do you?"
"Lets chat on battlenet sometime."
"For the end-of-the-world spell, press Control, Alt, Delete."
RESPAWN:
"The flows of magic are whymsical today."
MOVEMENT:
"If you insist."
"What a good idea."
"Its about time."
"Once again, its up to the elves."
ATTACK:
"Your wish is my command."
"Now victory shall be ours."
"Without delay."
ATTACK HERO:
"For the alliance!"
YURNERO, Juggernaut:
"Yes Lord."
"What task is there." (Not quite sure on this one.)
"I am yours."
"Oooh."
"Snatch the pebble from my hand grasshopper."
"My blade can cut through armor, and still cut a tomato."
"Twin blade action, for clean close shave everytime."
"Wazza be!" (Don't know the exact spelling on this one.)
RESPAWN:
"My blade has six engines."
MOVEMENT:
"I will hear you and obey."
"Hai!"
"Yes."
"Excellent choice."
ATTACK:
"Haiii!"
"Hoooh!"
"Taste my blade."
ATTACK HERO:
"For the Burning Blade!"
LUNA MOONFANG, Moon Rider:
"How may I serve the goddess?"
"My watchers are ready."
"Moonlight shines upon the guilty and the innocent alike."
"I am the blade of the goddess."
"We will find justice."
"Excercise stunning scenery? Heh, this beats prison duty any day."
"I've spent so long underground, I had forgotten what the stars looked like."
"I fear for Maiev, she feels responsible for Illidan's escape."
RESPAWN:
"It feels good to be in the wilds."
MOVEMENT:
"As you wish."
"Certainly."
"An honor."
"For Elune."
"It shall be done."
ATTACK:
"Plead your innocence."
"Watchers strike."
"Die criminal."
ATTACK HERO:
"Aradenu phelore!" (Don't know the exact spelling for this.)
KARDEL SHARPEYE, Dwarven Sniper:
"Aye sir."
"You have a target?"
"I'm your shooter."
"What do you need?"
"This .. is .. my .. boomstick!"
"Where's me drink?"
"I cant shoot straight unless I've had a pint."
"There's me drink, get in my belly."
"Guns dont kill people, I do! Hahaaa!"
"Dont shoot shoot shoot that thing at me."
"I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and your weird doggy too."
"You'll take me blunderbuss, when you pry it from my cold dead hands!"
RESPAWN:
"Locked and loaded."
MOVEMENT:
"Ok."
"I'll take care of it."
"Time to go."
"Aye."
ATTACK:
"Fire!"
"I've got the beast in my sight."
"Take that, ya sod."
"Shoot to kill!"
ATTACK HERO:
"For Ironforge!"
RIGWARL, Bristleback: Various groans.
JAH'RAKAL, Troll Warlord:
"Whatchya want?"
"Stay cool."
"Hm? Hm?"
"Bring it on."
"Huh?"
"I am too cool."
"I should have brought a sweater."
"Chill out."
"We gonna get along just fine."
RESPAWN:
"I kill for you."
MOVEMENT:
"I see."
"I go."
"Cool."
"Dazdingo."
"Tchepute." (Don't know the exact spelling for this.)
ATTACK:
"Die."
"I like some."
ATTACK HERO:
"Troll smash!"
RHASTA, Shadow Shaman:
"I hear you man."
"Dont worry, be happy."
"Happy jammin."
"I got the righteous groove."
"I'll be spearheading that right away."
"Sadly the name Pinkspear tribe was allready taken."
"I've lost my head, it was about ye big, I was keeping it on my spear, if you find it let me know."
"I made a collage of some of our little native friends. I call it a pick-me-a-bouquet."
"What do you mean what kind of accent is this, it's a troll accent, I swear ya makin me crazy."
RESPAWN:
"That be a real trip, man."
MOVEMENT:
"Dazdingo."
"You'll be tricksy."
"I feel you man."
"Sweet."
ATTACK:
"My pleasure."
"For the Darkspear tribe."
"Heads will roll."
"No mercy."
ATTACK HERO:
"Agoonie-googu." (Need a lot of help on this one.)
NOTE: Serpent Wards make a hissing sound when attacking.
MANGIX, Pandaren Battlemaster:
"Is trouble brewing?"
"Name your poison."
"You seem a little pudged."
"Another round?"
"Ale is my bare neccessity."
"Last call before closing."
"Come drown your sorrows."
"This **** all owe you." (Need help on the ****.)
"I'd kiss you, but I've got puke breath."
"My dad, he was a bi-polar."
"I cant breed in captivity."
"*burp*, sorry."
RESPAWN:
"Fresh, cool ale here."
MOVEMENT:
"Oh gladly."
"I'll give it a shot."
"Have one on the house."
"I'll put it on your tab."
ATTACK:
"This will be grizzly."
"Now you're endangered."
"I bring pandamonium."
"Prepare to get thrashed."
ATTACK HERO:
"For Pandariaaaa!"
BRADWARDEN, Centaur Warchief: Various groans (One of which he is whistling a tune in).
GONDAR, Bounty Hunter:
"How may I aid you?"
"How can this old one help?"
"I give you my wisdom."
"We will share our ways."
"My strength is yours."
"The orcs slaughtered my people."
"And their demon magics consumed our world."
"We that are left will reclaim what we can."
"Of life and honor, amongst the ashes of our history."
"We follow the ancient path."
"I'm too old for this, eeegh."
"At my age, you see death everywhere...death!"
"I can fight just like a *snore* "
"To battle! Hold my teeth."
RESPAWN:
"I pledge my loyalty.
MOVEMENT:
"I'll do my best."
"As fast as I can."
"I will do what I can."
"If it must be done."
"I will try."
ATTACK:
"For Draenor."
"Kushagal!" (May need help.)
"Blood for blood."
ATTACK HERO:
"Strength and honor!"
KNIGHT DAVION, Dragon Knight:
"I am ready."
"What is your wish?"
"How may I serve?"
"I should have been a farmer like my father wanted."
"Lousy pay, constant danger."
"Well, atleast I get to hob nob with royalty."
RESPAWN:
None.
MOVEMENT:
"I am honored."
"I'll do my best."
"For Lordaeron!"
ATTACK:
"Foul beast!"
ATTACK HERO:
"Foul beast!"
MAGINA, Anti-Mage:
"The time has come."
"We must act."
"My blade thirsts."
"Quickly."
"Command me."
"I shall fight fire with fire."
"Chaos boils in my veins."
"Demon blood is thicker than .. regular .. blood."
"I like my enemies dead, and my blades flaming."
"I love green trees." (Anti-Mage says this the other way around, so it's a random speech if you do not know this.)
"You will perish in flames *coughs*, I'm sorry."
"Darkness called, but I was on the phone so I missed him. I tried to star 69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled: 'PICK UP THE PHONE DARKNESS', but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls."
RESPAWN:
"At last we shall have revenge."
MOVEMENT:
"Anatharenator." (May need help on this one.)
"Though I be damned."
"Durane call." (I have no idea what he says.)
"At last."
"Hmm."
ATTACK:
"None shall survive."
"Your blood is mine"
"Run for your life."
"Revenge."
ATTACK HERO:
"For Kalimdor!"
TRAXEX, Drow Ranger:
"My bow is ready."
"I will aid you."
"Direct my hatred."
"Let the living beware."
"End my torment."
"I hate what I have become."
"The living haunt me."
"Men are from Mars, I'm from the grave."
"I went on a job interview the other day and they were like; 'Ugh whats that smell', and I was like; 'Oh sorry its me', and then they said they didnt think I would be able to fit in with the other employees cause they were living and you know I'm dead so I wouldn't be a team player, but then I said I could work 24 hours and they said; 'Allright, you can work the graveyard shift'."
RESPAWN:
"I'm here, as always."
MOVEMENT:
"If that is your wish."
"If I must."
"I go."
"Will this ever end."
ATTACK:
"Embrace the end."
"Cold death."
"Your the lucky one."
ATTACK HERO:
"Let phantom arrows fly!"
PURIST THUNDERWRATH, Omniknight:
"The light is my strength."
"Is there danger?"
"I stand for the light."
"I am here to help."
"Justice shall be done."
"It isn't easy being the prince."
"I will bring honor to my father and my kingdom."
"Light, guide my path."
"Light, give me strength."
"I should be in command."
"I know what I'm doing."
"There's no need to bow."
RESPAWN:
None.
MOVEMENT:
"Ofcourse."
"Certainly."
"A sound plan."
"For honor."
ATTACK:
"Foul knaive."
"Betrayer of the light."
"You are past redemption."
"For my father, the king."
"Feel my wrath."
"Justice has come."
ATTACK HERO:
"For Lordaeron!"
NORTROM, Silencer:
"I thirst for magic."
"Be quick, time is mana."
"The Blood Elves await."
"Get on with it."
"I'm a magic man, I got magic hands."
"I never stole any buffs, I got receipts for everything."
"I smell magic in the air....or maybe barbecue"
"I stole your precious."
"Yeah, you can get a nickle for boosting starfall, but jacking heals at ten day stints in county, now lifting fairy fire, they just let you go for that, its not even worth the paperwork, but reincarnate, man that will get you life."
RESPAWN:
"I smell magic in the air."
MOVEMENT:
"I'll handle it."
"Easily done."
"Watch and learn."
"Leave it to me."
"Very clever."
ATTACK:
"For Quel'thalas."
"Its come to this."
"Your magic is mine."
ATTACK HERO:
"Endirina dor Highborne!" (Need help on this)
ROOFTRELLEN, Treant Protector: Various groans.
DARCHROW, Enigma: Various groans.
EZALOR, Keeper of the light:
"You require my assistance?"
"What is it now?"
"Get on with it."
"Well?"
"Dont you have a strategy?"
"Your crackle begins to annoy me."
"You'd best stay clear of me, or I'll turn you into a mindless sheep."
"I dont waste my magic on just anything."
RESPAWN:
"This had better be worth it."
MOVEMENT:
"I can hardly wait."
"Perfect."
"Whatever."
"Fine."
ATTACK:
"To battle."
"For glory."
*Wizardry muttering*
ATTACK HERO:
"For Dalaran!"
ULFSAAR, Ursa Warrior: Various groans.
AGGRON STONEBREAKER, Ogre Magi:
"What you looking at?"
"Get on with it."
"Huh?"
"Huh?" (Yes, twice.)
" 'So angry.' 'So hungry.' "
" 'That way.' 'No, that way.' "
" 'I'm was stupid.' 'Me too.' "
" *burp* 'He did it.' 'No, he did it.' "
" *fart* *laughter* "
RESPAWN:
"It's clobbering time."
MOVEMENT:
"Huuh."
"I go."
"Ok."
"Yeah."
ATTACK:
"Me smash you."
"Graarh."
"Gruurg."
ATTACK HERO:
"Kill!"
BOUSH, Tinker:
"What ya got?"
"I'm all geared up."
"The engine's running."
"All systems go."
"I'm more than meets the eye."
" *Ting* Oh oh, my tinker bell."
"Yeah runs on 220, 221, whatever it takes."
"She'll hold together, hear that baby, hold together."
"Bad noise, thats a bad noise."
" *Explosion sound* Woo, gonna need a new hamster."
"I've got a rocket in my pocket."
"That guy is nuts, grab him."
RESPAWN:
"All parts accounted for."
MOVEMENT:
"Lets roll out."
"I'm on top of it."
"I can handle that."
"Yeah baby."
ATTACK:
"Death."
"You're terminated."
"You have ten seconds to comply."
"Hy-ya."
ATTACK HERO:
" *Weird warcry* "
FURION, Prophet:
"Is there danger?"
"Command me."
"Who threatens the wilds?"
"The time is now."
"Nature is restless."
"My father was mounted over someone's fireplace."
"Feel natural, natures way."
"Dont let the dough hit you on the way out."
"When I attack, part III."
"Free rides for the ladies."
"Herd up."
RESPAWN:
"I must safeguard the land."
MOVEMENT:
"By the spirits."
"For Kalimdor."
"Well, there it is."
"So shall it be."
"Naturally."
ATTACK:
"Feel natures wrath."
"Death to all defilers."
"None shall harm the wilds."
ATTACK HERO:
"Smite the defilers of the land."
NOTE: "Force of Nature" Treants: Various groan.
AZWRAITH, Phantom Lancer:
"Warchief?"
"Hmm."
"I can wait no longer."
"The warsong is supreme."
"Destiny is at hand."
" *Singing* I can see clearly now, the rain has gone."
RESPAWN:
None.
MOVEMENT:
"I'll consider it."
"Whatever you say."
"Finally."
ATTACK:
"Let none survive."
"Raaaargh."
"Weak minded coward."
"Uah!"
ATTACK HERO:
"Taste the fury of the Warsong."
TINY, Stone Giant: Various groans.
SQUEE AND SPLEEN, Goblin Techies:
"Yes? What? Hello?"
"Hey!"
"Wrecking crew here."
"I stand ready."
"Whats happening."
"Are you our daddy?"
" *fart* 'Wasn't me, wasn't me.' 'Sorry.' "
" 'Where's the minimap?' 'I threw it in the lake.' 'Are you crazy?'
" 'Gotta match?' 'Your face, my ass.' "
"Candy Gram."
"This is for mister Rhytymn."
"Package for miss Crackeltooth." (Both names, I'm not quite sure of.)
RESPAWN:
"Hello."
MOVEMENT:
"For all my homies."
"Sounds good."
"That will be a blast."
"Off we go."
" *Laughter* "
ATTACK:
"Good night."
"We like it, we like it."
"Do not run, we are your friends."
"We come in peace."
"Light the fuse."
ATTACK HERO:
None.
CHEN, Holy Knight:
"I am the warchief."
"Lok regard nogaro." (May need help on this one.)
"Lets get on with it."
"The spirits are restless"
"My people are strong."
"I will lead them to their destiny."
"The spirits will guide me."
"I may have been raised by humans, but I'm no fool."
RESPAWN:
"None."
MOVEMENT:
"Hmm."
"Yes."
"Dabu."
"For honor."
ATTACK:
"Lok naross." (May need help on this one.)
"None will survive."
"For Doomhammer."
"Your time has come."
ATTACK HERO:
"For the Horde!"
JAKIRO, Twin Headed Dragon: Various groans.
REXXAR, Beastmaster:
"Unleash my strength."
"I'm ready to track."
"Flush them out."
"What lies before me."
"My quarry nears."
"The beasts obey me."
"Where I lay my head is home. See that rock? That's my pillow."
"The beasts around me are nothing, compared to the beast within."
"I will now summon the avid dwaento." (Need some help on this.)
"I summon the *SNEEZE*" "GRAAAARGH!"
"Don't have a cow." "Mooooh!" "Oh dear." *Deer sound* "Oops, please bear with me." "Groar!" "Oh rats!" "Skriieet!"
RESPAWN:
"I hear the call of the wild."
MOVEMENT:
"I've got the set."
"On the prowl."
"Our paths converge."
"I'm acting on instinct."
"I wander alone."
ATTACK:
"Unleash the beast."
"By fang and claw."
"Magi cur." (Need help on this one.)
ATTACK HERO:
"For the Mok Nathal!"
2. Scourge Heroes
MEDUSA, Gorgon:
"Is it time?"
"I grow anxious to act."
"Our will shall be done."
"I will not be trifled with."
"Time is short, mortal."
"Soon, we will reclaim the surface world, and take vengeance upon the night elves."
"Illidan will show us the path to power."
"Keep tripping over this, damn tail."
"Damned sea water, I'll never get these coils out of my hair."
"Its far too bright in this surface world, and this fresh air is irritating my eyes."
RESPAWN:
"I stand ready."
MOVEMENT:
"By your command."
"Yes."
"Brilliant."
"Yeaaah!"
"In Azshara's name."
"For the empress"
ATTACK:
"For Nashatar." (Don't quite hear the name correctly.)
"Taste my sting."
"Verashasar." (Once again, I don't hear it correctly.)
ATTACK HERO:
"Athero bath trenas!" (I'm quite uncertain about this speech.)
BALANAR, Night Stalker:
"How will this benefit me?"
"Don't waste my time."
"You have an idea?"
"You call on me?"
"I await your counsel."
"I love it when a plan comes together."
"Sorry, I don't do interviews."
"We're not a cult, so much as a deniable group of fanatical blade-weilding zealots."
"I'll take a huge, juicy, bloody bite out of ... what were we talking about?"
"I'm always on the winning side."
"Join me, or die."
"Dont worry about the fine print, the soul consumption clause is never excercised."
" *torture* "And that concludes our demonstration, any questions?"
RESPAWN:
"I have returned."
MOVEMENT:
"I'll do what I must."
"Stay out of my way."
By any means neccesary."
"Right."
"Ofcourse."
ATTACK:
"Wake up, time to die."
"None can oppose me."
"This one is mine."
"Vanquish the weak."
ATTACK HERO:
"For the Nathrezim!"
KING LEORIC, Skeleton King: Various groans, same as Clinkz
LUCIFER, Doom Bringer: Various groans.
ANUB'ARAK, Nerubian Assasin:
"I have heard the summons"
"I serve only the frozen throne"
"The scourge will devour all"
"The strands of destiny weave only a web of death"
"It was good to be the king"
"Humans check in, they dont check out"
"And they say, blizzard games dont have bugs"
"My might cannot be matched"
"Speak"
"I'm the fifth beatle"
"Time is fleeting"
MOVEMENT:
"I'll consume the living and the dead"
"Chinky"
"I'll see to it"
"By Nerub"
"Indupetebly"
ATTACK:
"Oblivion awaits"
"Raid"
"Feel the venom of Nerub"
RESPAWN:
"From the depths, I come"
SLARDAR, Slithereen Gaurd:
"Our tide is rising"
"In the depths, no one can hear you scream, well they can but its really muffled"
"I think I have swimmers ear"
"This world will be mine, and I'll start with the swimming pools"
"Enable my revenge"
"Spare the pleasentries"
"Aid us in our plight"
"No sink shall be safe from world domination"
"Why have I surfaced"
"Convince me"
"Ice tea is part of a two prone offensive"
MOVEMENT:
"Our alliance binds me"
"I'll make it so"
"This out to tide you over"
ATTACK:
"Land born scum"
RESPAWN:
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AKASHA, Queen of Pain:
"How ya doin"
"Turn me lose"
"Dont be shy"
"Do you work out"
"Oh thats naughty"
"We could talk more in the champaigne room"
"Sorry, time is up"
"I wont bite"
"Wanna buy me a drink"
MOVEMENT:
"Anything for you"
"Oh thats good"
"I dont usually do this"
"Your in control"
ATTACK:
"Take your punishment"
"Die smiling"
RESPAWN:
"Get a load of these"
BONE CLINKZ, Bone Fletcher: Various groans, same as King Leoric.
DARKTERROR, Faceless Void:
"How can this old one help"
"How may I aid you"
"Our blood shall mingle on the battlefield"
"I remember when the ale was strong and the wenches were fresh"
"I can fight just like a ... *snore* "
"Its cold, and there are wolves after me"
"Btter hurry before I die"
"Who is that guy with the sickle, why is he beckoning, and why is my grandfather with him"
"I'm too old for this"
"My strength is yours"
"My ancestors call"
"We shall share our ways"
MOVEMENT:
"I will do what I can"
"I will try"
"If it must be done"
"I'll do my best"
"I am needed once again"
ATTACK:
"For Drenor"
"Blood for blood"
"For victory"
RESPAWN:
"I pledge my loyalty"
VIPER, Netherdrake:
"Why should I"
"Is it safe"
"When shall I strike"
"After 10,000 years, our revenge is at hand"
"I think I just slithered in something"
"Cobra"
"Its kind of cold in ... *snore* "
"My next plan for world domination is ... *snore*, my hair"
"Direct my wrath"
"Yes, surface dweller"
"I can smell, with my tongue"
MOVEMENT:
"I will honor our pact"
"As you wish"
"Our alliance binds me"
ATTACK:
"Death to the surface dwellers"
"With venom"
"I will strike"
RESPAWN:
"From the murky depths, I come"
RAZOR, Lightning Revenant:
"The dead shall serve"
"What does the shadow will"
"This better be good"
"Every man lives, not every man truly dies"
"I love the dead, frequently"
"I see undead people"
"Do you smell something...just troops"
"Right click, for hot undead action"
"The restless dead await"
MOVEMENT:
"As the shadow wills"
"Let darkness guide me"
"For the Lich king"
"Intriguing"
ATTACK:
"Die"
"Tremble before the scourge"
"None shall survive"
RESPAWN:
"The shadows beckon"
N'AIX, Lifestealer:
"Me eat dead people"
"Me scary"
"Me eat brains"
"No guts, no glory"
"Wazzup"
Various groans.
MOVEMENT: Various groans.
ATTACK: Various groans.
RESPAWN: None
NOTE: Activating rage: "For Khaz Modan"
TERRORBLADE, Soul Keeper:
"I grow impatient"
"Are there demons nearby"
"I have been caged in darkness"
"My soul longs for vengeance"
"I have been alone for 10,000 years"
"My brother will pay dearly for his betrayal"
"None of them know my true power"
"I see, absolutely nothing"
"Wings, horns, hooves, what are we saying, is this Diablo"
"I'm blind, not deaf"
" *jibberish*, its a universal greeting"
MOVEMENT:
"Is that all"
"Hardly a challenge"
"Easily"
"Evil draws close"
ATTACK:
"Die fool"
"Vengeance is mine"
"You'll regret approaching me"
RESPAWN:
"Evil draws close"
NOTE: Metamorphosis: Voice changes but same sounds.
LESHRAC THE MALICIOUS, Tormented Soul:
"Take heart young one"
"My old bones ache"
"A storm is coming"
"Will these troubles never cease"
"The young warchief is burdened"
"My tribe is proud and strong"
"I pray this old body does not fail me"
"The earth mother smiles upon us"
"The earth mother is near"
MOVEMENT:
"Gladly"
"Precisely"
ATTACK:
"Attack"
"For honor"
"Stand and fight"
RESPAWN: None
KEL'THUZAD, Lich:
"Is there something amiss"
"My talents are yours"
"You called"
"The cult of the damned...I need to print more brochures"
"I always wanted to start my own religion, so I did"
"I will await my eternal reward"
"50,000 gold a year in child care and they call it a cult"
"I've been thinking"
" *struggle* this horn thing on my head is killing me"
MOVEMENT:
"That sounds logical"
"Indeed"
"A fateful choice"
"Yes, right away"
ATTACK:
"Burn"
"Taste this"
"In the Lich King's name"
RESPAWN: None
KROBELUS, Death Prophet:
"You brought me back'
"Hi"
"You call to me"
"Let this torment end"
"How long must I suffer"
"I hate you, I hate you...call me"
"What must I do"
"U.n.d.e.a.d. find out what it means to me"
"Why have I been summoned"
MOVEMENT:
"I must obey"
"Yes"
"If it pleases you"
"If that is your wish"
ATTACK:
"Feel my pain"
"Die"
"Your soul shall burn"
RESPAWN:
"Let my cries chill the living"
NOTE: Exorcism ghosts: Continuous moaning sound.
LION, Demon Witch:
"Thy bidding"
"Yours to command"
"Could you chew that up for me"
"I'm so poor, I dont even have calcium deposits"
"I am the ghost of warcraft past"
"You should see the skeletons in my closet"
"You are the weekest link, goodbye"
"Direct me"
"I am sworn to Ner'zhul"
MOVEMENT:
"So be it"
"By your word"
"It is destined"
"Chilling"
"Dead man walking"
ATTACK:
"Embrace the cold"
"I will crush you"
"Embrace the end"
RESPAWN:
"The ancient evil survives"
LESALE DEATHBRINGER, Venomancer: Various groans.
NOTE: Plague ward: Makes a hissing sound when attacking.
MAGNUS, Magnataur: Various groans.
VISAGE, Necro'lic: Various groans.
NOTE: Revenants: Various groans.
NESSAJ, Chaos Knight:
"Ready for battle"
"Command me"
"What is your will"
"Do you want to hear a joke"
"Sorry, I got nothing"
MOVEMENT:
"Yes"
"Good one"
"Perfect"
ATTACK:
"For the horde"
"The ground shall run red with blood"
"Lets ride"
RESPAWN:
"Death to all who oppose the horde"
BANEHALLOW, Lycanthrope: Refer to Sven, Rogueknight.
NOTE: Shapeshift (Wolf form): Various groans. Lycanthropy Wolves (Summons): Various groans.
BLACK ARACHNIA, Broodmother: Various groans.
NOTE: Spiderlings: Various groans.
MORTRED, Phantom Assasin:
"Have you reached a verdict"
"I shall be your executioner"
"Justice may be blind, but I'm not"
"Truth, justice, and the night elf way"
"You think your above the law"
"What we have here, is a failure to communicate"
"I hold you in contempt"
"He is no good to me if he is dead"
"I am the iron hand of justice"
"Only the guilty need fear me"
"Let me investigate"
MOVEMENT:
"Justice shall be swift"
"Understood"
"Let the hunt begin"
"I can taste their fear"
ATTACK:
"Let justice be served"
"They shall not escape"
"I am the law"
RESPAWN:
"My prey is near"
PUGNA, Oblivion:
"My sight is yours"
"What needs revealing"
"I am but a shadow of my former self"
"What I do in death, echos in eternity"
"Death is its own reward"
"I'm having a mid-death crisis"
"I aint got no body"
"I'm invisible, gaseous, and deadly"
"I shall be your eyes"
MOVEMENT:
"Lets see"
"I'll look into it"
"All shall be revealed"
"I go unseen"
ATTACK:
"Die"
"Feel my wrath"
"For the master"
"More souls for the master"
RESPAWN:
"The damned return"
Pwnager
7:35 PM
Resurrection
Haiz..science ppl was traumatic, bio out of 3 questions, all i dnnno how to do. deceided to slack for lit, as i noe even if i get A1 for it, i will sure gg my MSG which is already 6. smth. sad case theres nth goin on except maybe tomorrow going lan with some homies, like for the first time in a moth.
I shall not give up hope as my MSG have not yet falen into the depths of 9.0.
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"There is no death which can eternal lie, yet within strange eons even death may die."
~Princess Resurrection
Pwnager
6:11 PM
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Strange Sightings o.0
Today was hari raya and childrens day like wtf. morning revised science like an asshole but afternoob started to get bored. went to internet and spotted certain strange things. however, the most let-me-dwon part was thus:
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WOW I GOT TO PLAY WITH CLAN Ks from Malaysia! then like wtf, the host suddenly left and the excitement died down. FUCK UR ASS HOST IF I FIND U AGAIN UR DEAD. From now on heres a new policy for every post end, there will be a quote from a random character. Lets start.
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"What, mortal?"
~Nevermore
Pwnager
4:50 PM
